Sunday, October 12, 2014

Silver Chariot

Fight not for revenge but for the peace of your loved ones's souls.

Parfait Amour - 10 ml
Creme de Cassis - 15 ml
Gin - 10 ml
Blue Raspberry mixer - 10 ml
Perrier - 15 ml

Place the Parfait AmourCreme de Cassis, Gin, and Blue Raspberry mixer in a stir glass with ice and stir. Pour in to a serving glass and add Gin.

Sweetness ★★☆☆☆
Refreshing ★★☆☆☆
Alcohol content ★★★☆☆
Acquired taste ★★★☆☆
Bravo! ★★★★★

Notes: While this drink isn't to everyone's taste, you don't have to move at 3 times speed to enjoy it.

Trish Una

You don't need advanced math to see how delicious this drink is.

Strawberry Daiquiri liqueur - 30ml
Peachtree liqueur - 15ml
White vodka - 10ml
Izze Grapefruit

Add Strawberry Daiquiri liqueurPeachtree liqueur, and White vodka in a shaker, and shake. Pour in to a shot glass, or pour in a serving glass and add Izze Grapefruit to taste.

Sweetness ★★★★☆
Refreshing ★★★
Alcohol content ★★☆☆
Acquired taste ★★☆☆☆
WANAABEE ★★★★

Note: This fruity drink may seem to be all silly and 
air headed at first, but don't let it fool you in to thinking that it's soft. 

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Hierophant Green

For a stand that sparkles like a melon and goes down smoothly.

Midori - 10 ml
Kirschwasser - 15 ml
White Rum - 15 ml

Place the MidoriKirschwasser, and White Rum in a shaker with ice, and shake. Pour in to a serving glass.

Sweetness ★★★☆☆
Refreshing ★★☆☆☆
Alcohol content ★★★☆☆
Acquired taste ★★☆☆☆
Hiding in cramped spaces ★★★★★

Notes: This drink will slip right down your throat, but be careful of how much you drink as the path out is not as smooth.

New Kakyoin Noriaki

For when you've burned your dread and are ready to Stand Proud.

Maraschino liqueur - 30 ml
Lingon berry syrup - 10 ml
White Rum - 10 ml
1 Maraschino cherry

Place the Lingon berry syrup, White Rum, and Maraschino liqueur in a stir glass with ice. Stir the drink, transfer to a chilled serving glass, and drop in a cherry.

Sweetness ★★☆☆☆
Refreshing ★★☆☆☆
Alcohol content ★★★★☆
Acquired taste ★★★☆☆
I'm not afraid of anything anymore ★★★★★

Notes: Stronger than before, this drink may look pleasant and unassuming, but hides a strong determination.

Leone Abbacchio

It's not tea, I think it's safe.

Creme de Cassis - 20ml
White Rum - 15ml
Cointreau - 10ml
San Pellegrino

Add Creme de Cassis, White Rum, and Cointreau in a shaker, and shake. Pour in to a shot glass, or pour in a serving glass and add San Pellegrino to taste.

Sweetness ★★☆☆☆
Refreshing ★★★★☆
Alcohol content ★★★☆☆
Acquired taste ★★☆☆☆
Police corruption ★☆☆☆☆

Note: This drink might take some time to grow on you but it's sure to be a favorite, even if you're a man with nowhere to go. 


Narancia Ghirga

Drinking this with your friends may cause you to break out in dance.

Cointreau - 15 ml
Limoncello - 15 ml
Peachtree - 15 ml
San Pellegrino Aranciata

Place the CointreauLimoncello, and Peachtree in a shaker with ice, and shake. Pour in to a shot glass, or pour in a serving glass and add San Pellegrino Aranciata to taste.

Sweetness ★★★☆☆
Refreshing ★★★☆☆
Alcohol content ★★☆☆☆
Acquired taste ★★☆☆☆
Book smarts ☆☆☆☆☆

Notes: Sweet and simple, this bubbly drink may not be the smartest, but it'll be a loyal companion.... after a moment of hesitation of course .

Friday, September 5, 2014

Pannacotta Fugo

I want to feed him this drink, but you don't have any problems with it, right?

Limoncello - 15ml
Sour apple liqueur - 15ml
Rum - 10ml
San Pellegrino

Add Limoncello, Sour apple liqueur, and Rum in a shaker, and shake. Pour in to a shot glass, or pour in a serving glass and add San Pellegrino to taste.

Sweetness ★★★☆☆
Refreshing ★★★★☆
Alcohol content ★★☆☆☆
Acquired taste ★☆☆☆☆
Misplaced loyalty ★★★★☆

Notes: Of Buchelatti's gang, Fugo turned out the sweetest and most palatable drink.


Thursday, September 4, 2014

Lisa Lisa


Let's raise our glasses in tribute to the greatest most stylish of teachers.

Pomegranate liqueur - 25 ml
Gin - 15 ml
Maraschino liqueur - 10 ml

Place the Pomegranate liqueurGin, and Maraschino liqueur in a shaker with ice, and shake. Pour in to the serving glass, and enjoy.

Sweetness ★★☆☆☆
Refreshing ★★☆☆☆
Alcohol content ★★★☆☆
Acquired taste ★★★☆☆
100% perfect hamon conductor ★★★★★

Notes: Faintly tart with a hint of sweetness, this fabulous drink is meant to be sipped slowly and enjoyed.

Lucy Steel

For those of you that do your most courageous acts without the protection of a stand.

White peach liqueur - 20 ml
Gin - 15 ml
Fresh grapefruit juice - 30 ml

Place the White peach liqueur, Gin, and Fresh grapefruit juice in a shaker with ice, and shake. Pour in to the serving glass, and enjoy.

Sweetness ★★★☆☆
Refreshing ★★★☆☆
Alcohol content ★★★☆☆
Acquired taste ★★☆☆☆
Divine protection ★★★★★

Notes: Refreshing, strong, and beautiful as Lucy herself, this is one of my favorite drinks.


Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Magician's Red

Are you ready to predict a fortune teller's fortune?

Lingon berry syrup - 15ml
Bacardi Rum - 15ml
Conitreau liqueur - 10ml
Everclear - 10ml

Layer Lingon berry syrupCointreauBacardi, and Everclear in a glass. Carefully set fire to the Everclear.

Sweetness ★★☆☆☆
Refreshing ★☆☆☆☆
Alcohol content ★★★★☆
Acquired taste ★★★☆☆
HELL 2 U! ★★★★☆

Notes: Please do not try this at home and set fire to yourself unless you are an enemy stand user.


Monday, September 1, 2014

Emerald Splash

A sweet drink with a splash of tartness.

Midori - 15ml
White Rum - 15ml
Maraschino liqueur - 10ml
Lime juice - 10ml
Sprite

Add Midori, Maraschino liquer, White Rum and Lime juice in to a shaker and shake. Add Sprite to taste.

Sweetness ★★☆☆☆
Refreshing ★★★★☆
Alcohol content ★★★☆☆
Acquired taste ★☆☆☆☆
20-meter radius ★★★★☆

Notes: Both refreshing and deadly, this sweet drink has a tart aftertaste.

Monday, August 18, 2014

Kakyoin Noriaki

Students should behave student like with this sweet drink.

Maraschino liqueur - 30 ml
Lingon berry syrup - 10 ml
Perrier - 20 ml
1 Maraschino cherry

Place the Lingon berry syrup and Maraschino liqueur in a shaker with ice, and shake. Add the mix to the glass, add the Perrier and drop in a cherry.

Sweetness ★★★★☆
Refreshing ★★★★☆
Alcohol content ★★★☆☆
Acquired taste ★☆☆☆☆
Time for punishment, baby ★★★☆☆

Notes: Sweet and refreshing, this drink is sure to be a stead fast companion to your travels.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Giorno Giovanna

A golden drink that's both sweet and striking.

St. Germain - 20 ml
Patron - 10 ml
Limoncello - 10 ml
+Perrier - 50 ml

Add St. Germain and Patron together, and float Limonchello on top. Add Perrier to turn it in to a drink, rather than a shot.

Sweetness ★★★☆☆
Refreshing ★★★☆☆
Alcohol content ★★★★☆
Acquired taste ★★☆☆☆
WRYYYYYYYYYYY ★★☆☆☆

Notes: This drink is great for sipping and savoring slowly, or shooting.... although the latter may make you lean back and unleash an inexplicable scream.

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli

A bubbly little drink for our favorite bubble warrior.

Asti wine - 50 ml
Cognac - 10 ml
2 dashes Orange Bitters
1 Sugar Cube
Orange slice

Place a sugar cube in a chilled flute. Dash the sugar with orange bitters. Add the Asti, float the cognac on top, and add your orange slice/twist.

Sweetness ★★★★☆
Refreshing ★★☆☆☆
Alcohol content ★★★☆☆
Acquired taste ★★☆☆☆
Zeppelli Family Spirit ★★★★☆

Notes: A variation on the traditional champagne cocktail, this drink is sweet and popular with the ladies. Bubbly and a little old fashioned, this classic is stronger than it appears at first meeting.

Josef Joestar

A bizarre twist on the traditional English Shandy.

Sarsaparilla - 80 ml
Pale ale - 80 ml
American Honey whiskey - 30ml
Two cherries

Start with your Sarsaparilla, add your shot of whiskey, and add ale. Drop in 2 cherries.

Sweetness ★★☆☆☆
Refreshing ★★★★☆
Alcohol content ★★★☆☆
Acquired taste ★★☆☆☆
And the next line you'll say is... ★★★★★

Notes: A variation on the traditional shandy, this drink is a little curious, a little sweet, and will knock you on your ass if you're not paying attention.

Robert Edward O. Speedwagon

A straightforward drink for a straightforward man.

Ginger beer - 180ml
Bourbon whiskey - 20ml
A dash of orange bitters

Start with your shot of bourbon whiskey, add ginger beer. Add a dash of orange bitters to taste.

Sweetness ★☆☆☆☆
Refreshing ★★★☆☆
Alcohol content ★★☆☆☆
Acquired taste ★★★☆☆
Predilection to leaving coolly ★★★★☆

Notes: While ginger beer can be off putting if you're trying it out for the first time, this is a great drink if you prefer something a little less sweet.

Let's try making some Jojo drinks

Most of these will be drinks that I personally like, and made with my bullshitting powers.

I will be ranking the drinks according to the following chart
Sweetness ☆☆☆☆☆
-How sweet I consider a drink. If the drink is particularly sour or dry, I'll probably note it in the description.
Refreshing ☆☆☆☆☆
-How easilly/quickly a drink can be consumed.
Alcohol content ☆☆☆☆☆
-How strong the drink is.
Acquired taste ☆☆☆☆☆
-How bizarre the drink is.
??? ☆☆☆☆☆
-A category covering any other aspects of a drink I missed.


I will probably mutter on about the specific ingredients I used, various thoughts behind the drink, and notes to my self in the future under the cut of each post.